You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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