I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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