I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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