I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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