69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I've blown a few things in my day
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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