I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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