Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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