Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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