If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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