im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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