it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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