Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is my gift to your gina
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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