If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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