a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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