she looked like the before picture.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
its liver damage thursday
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
