gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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