My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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