Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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