My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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