Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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