he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I will be naked everywhere
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
