Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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