Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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