so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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