were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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