Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize
