I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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