I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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