in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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