How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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