Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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