Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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