So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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