on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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