garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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