What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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