have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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