I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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