so explain again why im purple
no
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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