Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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