: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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