:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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