I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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