I'm so fucking centered right now
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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