Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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