How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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