So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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