Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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