You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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