they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
