He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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