Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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