If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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