i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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