Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i believe in u and ur pee
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